If you have a lot of time to waste, I recommend having a look through Dark Roasted Blend. The link provided here is to their amusing Signs and Charts category.
I'm not sure why AP used this title. The article says that Fox is seeking a legal order to delay (not stop) the release of Watchmen until some time after the proposed 7 March release date.
January 3rd marks the 5th anniversary of the Rovers... and not the Irish band popular in the 1970s. Discovery landed on Mars on 3 January, followed 21 days later by Spirit.
Scientists have detected more than 250 tremors over the past three days, the largest registering a magnitude of 3.8, from Yellowstone National Park, the sight site of a super-volcano that last erupted 70,000 years ago.