Labor Dept: Available Labor Rate Increases To 10.2% | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

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Labor Dept: Available Labor Rate Increases To 10.2% | The Onion - America's Finest News Source


The Onion reports that number of hireable Americans continues a robust trend upward, signaling an unprecedented robustness in the market for new workers willing to take jobs beneath their personal dignity and educational level.

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