News: Jesus saved by GPS

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Dina Cellini of Bal Harbour, Florida had their $800(US) baby Jesus figure equipped with a GPS, as well as placing the nativity scene behind plexiglass. It seems that every year they have a figure stolen and last year even chaining it down wasn't good enough. And, lo, the baby Jesus once again went walkabout, but GPS did make a Sign for the wise Police and they were led across the street to where the babe was found in the "care" of an 18 year old girl. She may have wanted to find Jesus, but what she found was a charge of grand larceny.